Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the radical leftist, climate-change-obsessed media is trying to sell us now! A “volnado” in Hawaii? Sounds like another excuse to push their socialist Green New Deal!
It’s just volcanic activity, people! But you know the drill: blame America, blame Trump, claim the sky is falling. Meanwhile, our REAL problems like the invasion at the Southern border, thanks to Biden’s open border policy and the Deep State’s shenanigans, are ignored!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
