Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum! The Senate, bless their pointed little heads, has “voted” to end their pathetic shutdown. Apparently, they couldn’t handle not getting their taxpayer-funded lattes.
Oh, but don’t worry, folks, it’s all part of the “deal.” They get to whine about their precious ObamaCare subsidies (which, let’s be honest, nobody even understands), and in exchange, they…wait for it…promise to vote on it later! What a bunch of geniuses. Meanwhile, President Trump is over here, building the wall and making America great again while these clowns play political games.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

