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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like…

Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)
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Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover…

“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…

South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
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South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…

“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…

Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
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Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…

NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
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NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…

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