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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy
Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! Of course, they’re twisting the…

Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch
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Israel’s Bedtime Stories: Now with Extra Boom and Ouch

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, no! Not the poor, innocent Gazan children! I’m sure they were all just playing with their kites and dreaming…

Trump’s Goons Find Convenient Scapegoat for Epstein Mess, Color Us Shocked
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Trump’s Goons Find Convenient Scapegoat for Epstein Mess, Color Us Shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another Deep State distraction! The liberal media, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now hyper-focused on…

DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice
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DC Crime Bills: House Plays Dress-Up as Mini-Trump, Pretends to Care About Juvenile Justice

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

The House just passed two bills aimed at wrestling control of the swamp, I mean, Washington D.C., back from the…

Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Elephant Reads CNN

Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…

Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans
Elephant Reads CNN

Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal media is pushing now? Octopus arms having preferences? It’s just another attempt to…

Georgia Supreme Court basically tells Fani Willis to sit down, election case still a mess
Elephant Reads CNN

Georgia Supreme Court basically tells Fani Willis to sit down, election case still a mess

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Yet ANOTHER attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump FAILS! The Georgia Supreme Court said…

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…

Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business
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Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to…

JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another RINO bites the dust! This so-called “GOP senator” probably vacations in Martha’s Vineyard. When will these people learn? Trump…

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