Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD

Oh, Honey, Inflation's Just a Lil' 3%—Totally NBD

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like President Trump isn’t making America great again.

They’re whining about how the cost of living is up, and how inflation is rising. 3%? I remember when it was heading to 9% under Biden! They blame gas prices, probably because those woke companies are pushing their green agenda and making us pay at the pump.

The report is “disconcerting”?! Says who? Certainly not the stock market, which is surging because everyone knows Trump is in charge! And those “economists” they keep quoting? Probably all card-carrying socialists who hate freedom.

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It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious leader. Don’t fall for it, patriots. Trump is winning, and we’re going to keep winning!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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