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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
Elephant Reads CNN

NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…

ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality
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ICE Hiring Spree: 10,000 New Reasons to Question Reality

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is now hyperventilating because ICE is…

Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025
Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rates Plunge to Rock Bottom of the Already Pathetic 2025

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! Even the failing CNN has to admit that mortgage rates are dropping. You…

Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived
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Microsoft AI Overlord: Surrender Your Children, Peasants, Our AI Babysitter Has Arrived

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! The woke mind virus has infected our computers! These so-called “AI Chatbots” are now trying to replace…

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…

Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
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Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…

Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
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Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
Elephant Reads CNN

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…

Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
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Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…

US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
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US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…

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