Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover the rising costs of… everything thanks to Biden’s inflation!
And of course, the announcement was delayed due to a “government shutdown.” Probably the Deep State trying to undermine President Trump again! Don’t worry, folks, President Trump is fighting for REAL Americans, not these socialist handouts.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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