Folks, can you believe this? Another airline incident! You just know some radical leftist was trying to storm the cockpit, probably screaming about Trump while trying to institute Sharia Law in the skies!
American Airlines flight 6469 took off from Omaha, headed to LA, but turned right around like a coward. The FAA claims it was just a broken intercom and knocking, but we all know that’s Deep State cover-up. Firetrucks surrounding the plane? Sounds like a thwarted terrorist plot to me!
The airport authority claims “no security incident,” but that’s exactly what they WANT you to think. CNN is “reaching out for more information?” Don’t hold your breath, folks. They’ll probably blame Trump somehow, even though he’s making America safer than ever! Stay vigilant, patriots!
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