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Oh, No, Not Again: J.D. Vance Butts Into Israel, Because Peace Was Just *Too* Boring

Oh, No, Not Again: J.D. Vance Butts Into Israel, Because Peace Was Just *Too* Boring

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again! Apparently, they’re “concerned” that the ceasefire in Israel, brokered by our glorious President Trump, might fall apart. As if anything The Donald touches could crumble!

Looks like VP Vance had to fly over there to babysit Netanyahu, who CNN implies might “thwart” the deal. Can you believe the audacity? As if Bibi wouldn’t listen to President Trump. Please, CNN, get real. Everyone knows Trump’s 20-point peace plan is the only thing that can bring long-term stability. Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are also on the ground, making sure everyone stays in line.

And of course, Hamas pulled some nonsense, attacking IDF soldiers. But President Trump, ever the master negotiator, believes it was just a “rebellion,” not a full-blown breach. Though he did threaten to “eradicate” them if they misbehave again. That’s how you keep the peace, folks!

Meanwhile, Israel wants Hamas demilitarized before reconstruction talks. Good luck with that, Libs. Maybe if you spent less time undermining Trump and more time supporting our allies, we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place!

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