Another day, another socialist paradise crumbling! CNN is reporting that Tehran is about to run out of water. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Probably the same “experts” who told us Trump wouldn’t win… twice!
I bet if they just embraced capitalism and stopped chanting “Death to America” every five minutes, they’d have enough water for everyone. Maybe they should ask President Trump for some tips. He knows a thing or two about making deals and believe me, he has the best water, everyone agrees!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
