Another day, another “controversy” manufactured by the liberal media! Apparently, Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful and successful actress, dared to model for American Eagle in a way that…wait for it…*gasp*…sparked discussion!
These snowflakes can’t handle a confident woman advertising jeans without turning it into a political statement. It’s all part of the woke agenda to sexualize everything and corrupt our youth. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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