Joan “El Gaslighting” Laporta’s Grandiose Gabfest

Joan "El Gaslighting" Laporta's Grandiose Gabfest

So, Barcelona, those champions of… last season (yawn), are “touring” Asia? Oh, how touching.

Probably spreading their woke ideology and globalist nonsense to unsuspecting fans. It’s been six years since they graced Asia with their presence? Maybe they were too busy funding Soros-backed NGOs or plotting against President Trump. “Building” their brand? More like undermining American values, one overpriced jersey at a time. I bet their president, Joan Laporta, is a secret member of the Deep State. Sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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