**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…
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Trump’s Brainfart: “Shylock? Never Heard of Her!”
Oh, the outrage! President Trump used the word “Shylock,” and the liberal media is clutching their pearls! CNN, of course,…
California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…
Trump’s gonna turn the White House into a Fight Club, LOL
CNN is reporting that the REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is planning a UFC fight at the White House to…
Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over…
House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…
Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…
White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)
Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……