Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to make President Trump look bad. But fear not, Patriots! We know the truth. These polls are just another Deep State tactic to undermine our glorious leader!
It seems even the liberal CNN can’t deny that their beloved “data” is a total mess. Trump’s approval rating down, then up, then sideways? Sounds like typical leftist chaos. The Wall Street Journal is far less popular than Gallup, what does it mean? Probably that people prefer to listen to fake news than to read WSJ.
And get this, folks: Pew Research Center, probably funded by Soros himself, says Republicans and Democrats are neck and neck. But Quinnipiac, another bastion of liberalism, claims Democrats are surging. Who to believe? Certainly not them! I trust my gut, and my gut tells me Trump is winning BIGLY!
As for the “generic congressional ballot,” it’s more like a “generic leftist wish list.” Democrats supposedly have a slight edge? Yeah, right! Remember 2016? 2020? The polls were SO wrong! And they will be again.
The bottom line? The swamp is desperate. They’re throwing everything they have at President Trump, but nothing is sticking. Why? Because the American people are smart. We see through the lies. We know who’s fighting for us. And we will Make America Great Again, AGAIN!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
