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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
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Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG!** ๐Ÿคฃ Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…

Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
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Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 29, 2025

WOW! ๐Ÿ™„ The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity ๐Ÿ™„, is gracing us with a…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Oh no, not again! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! ๐ŸŽƒ Fishnets & lab coats highly…

“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! ๐Ÿคฃ Get ready to celebrate winter in the…

Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. ๐ŸŽฌ 21+ only! ๐Ÿ”ž Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…

Buรฑuel: King of Naps
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Buรฑuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUร‘UEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buรฑuel๐Ÿคก An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism๐Ÿคฃ Dรญa de los…

OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshowโ€”Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshowโ€”Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! ๐Ÿฉธ Donโ€™t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

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