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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
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ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts πŸ’Έ because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🀣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit πŸ‘—,…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 🀯 β€œSip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
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Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!πŸ’Ž More like a hidden dumpster fire! πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🀣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! πŸ™„ Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”πŸ‘‘, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day
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Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

WOW!🀯 Register for each fest segment separately at www.kentuckyfilmandtv.com. FREE entry, but they BEG forπŸ’°to fund next year’s screenplay thingy.🀣…

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