🥁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ‘80s!
In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim «Herb» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…
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🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…
💊 Jelly Roll’s New Album «Hobo Nordisk» Brings the Ozempic Diet to Country Music! 🎶
In a move that’s shaking up more than his Spotify playlist, country star Jelly Roll—yes, the man who made «cheeseburgers…
Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸
It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single «Over Each Other» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…
💀 Radiohead Might Return — But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭
In the latest shocking-but-not-surprising turn of events, Thom Yorke — Radiohead’s resident king of angst and doom — has made…
Coldplay’s New Album: Boosting Food Sales or Killing Our Appetite? 🍩🎧
In case you missed it (you lucky soul), Coldplay’s Moon Music has predictably skyrocketed to the top of the American…
🤯🎶Courtney Love + East 17: The Collab No One Asked For, But We’re Getting Anyway😂👀
In a twist of fate that absolutely no one saw coming — except maybe your aunt who still uses dial-up…
Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…
P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»
In a shocking turn of events, rapper and mogul P Diddy, currently embroiled in multiple lawsuits, has announced his decision…