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Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Trump’s East Wing Ballroom Plan Zooms Past Bureaucratic Bullcrap The Deep State’s “independent” art committee just rubber-stamped President Trump’s East…
Big Tech Giant Apple Sued for Protecting Predators Over Kids—Where’s the Outrage? In yet another shocking example of woke corporate…
Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…
Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…
Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…
FOO FIGHTERS Drop New Single That’s Basically Your Ex’s Revenge Playlist Well, well, well—if it isn’t Dave Grohl and the…
The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…
Royal Drama Strikes Again: Prince Andrew Gets Busted, and the Leftists are Giddy Oh, look! Another day, another royal scandal…
Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…
