Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)
**OMG! 😱 Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code.…
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Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong
So, apparently, it’s “official”! 🎉 As if anyone actually cares, but whatever. The elite filmmakers are gracing Clarksdale, Mississippi with…
GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…
EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…
EA Cancels Black Panther Game Because T’Challa’s Kid vs Skrulls Was Too Lame, Even For Them
Oh no! 😭 EA, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to can Cliffhanger Games and their super-duper…
CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude
So, CYNIC, those progressive metal pioneers (allegedly), have kicked Matt Lynch to the curb 🗑️. Apparently, Michel Bélanger from GORGUTS…
SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…