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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🀣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
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Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…

Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
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Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ© Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…

Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)
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Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…

Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For
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Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Anti-Worlds, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing Jim Hosking’s latest cinematic masterpiece (or dumpster fire, jury’s still out πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈ)…

Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever
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Coroner’s back after 30 years to prove they’re still dissonant and renewing stuff, or whatever

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🀣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. πŸ™„…

MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
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MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
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Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…

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