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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…

Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
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Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…

Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
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Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…

OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help
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OMG! Corsair’s WILD SCIMITAR ELITE WIRELESS SE Now Controls Your Cat Videos With Elgato’s Help

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Behold, peasants! At Computex 2025, the overlords at Corsair and Elgato, still clinging to relevance in this AI-dominated dystopia, have…

TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
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TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…

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