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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! ๐Ÿ™„ Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿ™
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿ™

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? ๐Ÿ˜ด Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? ๐Ÿ˜ด Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Finn McFrameApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? ๐Ÿ™„ Guess Disney finally learned how to…

Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! ๐Ÿ™„ This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?๐Ÿน
Trump SLAMS ๐Ÿ’ฅ "Sleepy" Powell, Crowns ๐Ÿ‘‘ Hegseth Chat King ๐Ÿ‘‘: Nuclear Meltdown โ˜ข๏ธ Imminent?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ (LIVE!)
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Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…

Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ (We’re Screaming!) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ (We’re Screaming!) ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Six long months. Six months the internet has collectively thirsted, shipped, and fantasized about the unholy matrimony of Andrew Garfield…

World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก
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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…

OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic ๐Ÿคฃ for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’€
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OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic ๐Ÿคฃ for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! ๐Ÿ‘ต Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…

OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ฅ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!๐Ÿ˜ฑ)
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OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ”ฅ Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’€ (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!๐Ÿ˜ฑ)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…

J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅโžก๏ธ
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J.Lo’s Skintight Catsuit: Is She a Barbie or a Bratwurst? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅโžก๏ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh. My. God. Jennifer Lopez, she of the eternally youthful glow (and suspiciously tight outfits), decided that the high-octane roar…

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