Read MoreThe OnionDespite calls for his resignation, New York City mayor Eric Adams has stated he is “not going anywhere.” Here is everything you need to know about Adams. Nickname: This fuckin’ guy Religion: Born-again MAGA Second-In-Command: Whoever hasn’t resigned yet Favorite Borough: Istanbul Price: Recently lowered Turkish Airlines Status: Elite Plus Greatest Achievement: Making Bill de
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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