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Category: The Onion

Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
The Onion

Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion.…

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
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White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’

FinnApril 16, 2026

       The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion.    The post White…

What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3
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What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3

FinnApril 16, 2026

       After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The…

Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It 
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Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It 

FinnApril 16, 2026

       ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed…

Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
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Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts

FinnApril 15, 2026

       Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players…

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
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Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger

FinnApril 15, 2026

       Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase…

Moonshot Their Wad
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Moonshot Their Wad

FinnApril 15, 2026

       The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The Onion.    The post Moonshot Their Wad appeared first on The…

Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World
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Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World

FinnApril 14, 2026

       VILLENA, SPAIN—Shrugging off the notion that it required any special talent or discipline to become the youngest player in…

The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You
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The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You

FinnApril 14, 2026

       The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You Millions of Americans are celebrating the New Year by setting goals…

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