Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…
Tag: action
Trump Admin Generously Offers Asylum Seekers Free Trip Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…
Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…
Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…
Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…
Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…