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Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
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Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
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Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…

OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
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OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
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Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
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CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…

Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
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Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…

Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2
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Donkey Kong Bananza: Prepare for a Barrel of Disappointments on the Switch 2

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another distraction from the REAL issues! CNN, still pushing their globalist agenda with this “Donkey Kong Bananza” on…

Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)
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Trump CRUSHES Leftist Media (Rural America to Suffer Hilariously)

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Finally, some good news! The Senate, in a move that’s sure to trigger the libs, has voted to defund the…

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