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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys

FinnJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Have Finally Reunited to Solve the World’s Most Pressing Mystery — Where Did…

Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air
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Silicon Valley 2026 Venture Capital & Corporate Innovation Summit – Where Rich Guys Pat Themselves on the Back for Inventing Air

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Finest Brainiacs Gather to Flex Their VC Pecs While Pretending to Save the World—Because Apparently, Disrupting Nap Pods…

Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box
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Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Tom Cotton Warns Venezuela: It’s Either Freedom Fries or Socialism Fries In a stunning display of American diplomacy, Senator Tom…

DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties
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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🧘‍♂️🌪️ Brace yourselves, Tampa! On February 16, 2026, from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM at Armature Works (1200 N Boulevard,…

How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs
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How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Wizards of Finance Summoned to Save Your Bankrupt Dreams! 🚨 On January 6, 2026 at 1pm ET via…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

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