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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…

Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour
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Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Some geriatric rockers calling themselves STYX (yes, like the river in Hades, because their music is basically eternal…

RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today
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RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

So, some dude named Rick Hunolt, formerly of some band called EXODUS (never heard of ’em 🤷‍♂️), graced the “Reckless”…

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
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M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…

The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
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The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…

DragonForce Extends Their Totally Rad (and Not at All Exhausting) 2025 North American Tour, Prepare to be DragonForced
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DragonForce Extends Their Totally Rad (and Not at All Exhausting) 2025 North American Tour, Prepare to be DragonForced

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Grammy-nominated (for participation trophies, probably) extreme power metal legends DRAGONFORCE (because who else would claim that title?) have announced MORE…

Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
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Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…

KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital
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KORN’s New Album: ‘All On Tape’ Because They Still Haven’t Discovered Digital

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess what, fellow headbangers? Our beloved KORN, yes, the band that brought you such lyrical masterpieces as “Freak…

Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur
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Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream in FEAR FACTORY (before he rage-quit 😭), gave an interview…

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