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Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…
Super Bowl Sunday Party @230 Fifth Rooftop 🏈 🎉 Join NYC’s biggest Super Bowl bash! Watch on giant screens, meet…
ALERT: ALIENS INVADE EL PASO AT 11:11! 🛸👽 WASTED PRESENTS: ATLIENS are landing at an undisclosed location on Feb 7!…
Apple Arcade’s February 2026 lineup is here, and it’s like someone raided the discount bin of gaming history while sneaking…
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…
Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
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