SUPER BOWL SUNDAY PARTY @230 Fifth Rooftop: Where Football Meets FOMO and Expensive Drinks
Super Bowl Sunday Party @230 Fifth Rooftop 🏈 🎉 Join NYC’s biggest Super Bowl bash! Watch on giant screens, meet…
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El Paso: ATLIENS @ 11:11 [18+] – Because Who Needs Sleep When You’ve Got Bass?
ALERT: ALIENS INVADE EL PASO AT 11:11! 🛸👽 WASTED PRESENTS: ATLIENS are landing at an undisclosed location on Feb 7!…
Apple Arcade’s February Lineup: Where Retro Nostalgia Meets Brain-Busting Strategy, Because Who Needs Sleep?
Apple Arcade’s February 2026 lineup is here, and it’s like someone raided the discount bin of gaming history while sneaking…
Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…
President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…
CNN’s Manu Raju Explains the Deal to Keep Uncle Sam from Getting Evicted
Oh look, the swamp creatures finally agreed on something—keeping the gravy train running while they bicker over how to handle…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…
White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…