First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…
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Secret Service Officials Get Time Off For Bad Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Secret Service, and let me tell you,…
Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! ☔🤘
Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. 💀 Here's our 2.5-minute…
Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Ravens vs Steelers AFC North Championship HipHop Watch Party Trolling NOLA SEAFOOD
Eventbrite just canceled the Ravens vs. Steelers watch party—because apparently, football fans can’t handle both cheese fries and hope 🤷♂️…
Santa’s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH – Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH – because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! 🎟️🎅 This festive event promised romance…
KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…