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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…

Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! โ˜”๐Ÿค˜
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Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! โ˜”๐Ÿค˜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. ๐Ÿ’€ Here's our 2.5-minute…

Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland

Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)
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Black Lung at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/21/2026, Day 1)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2026

Psychedelic Doom Metal from Baltimore, Maryland

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Big News, Folks! ๐ŸŽ‰ THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again ๐Ÿ™„. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…

ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’
Breaking News: ALL SHALL PERISH is Back and Ready to Perish the Competition ๐Ÿค˜
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ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The Northern California extreme metallers are embarking on a “The Price Of Existence 20 Year Anniversary” tour, because who doesn’t…

DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
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DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฅ DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…

Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed
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Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news ๐Ÿคฉ? After a whole eight years of doing absolutely nothing…

Ravens vs Steelers AFC North Championship HipHop Watch Party Trolling NOLA SEAFOOD
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Ravens vs Steelers AFC North Championship HipHop Watch Party Trolling NOLA SEAFOOD

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Eventbrite just canceled the Ravens vs. Steelers watch partyโ€”because apparently, football fans can’t handle both cheese fries and hope ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ…

Santaโ€™s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH โ€“ Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls
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Santaโ€™s Workshop for Homos: XMAS BAEWATCH โ€“ Swipe Right for Jingle Balls and Yuletide Booty Calls

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Queer Quality Dating: XMAS BAEWATCH โ€“ because apparently, finding love requires a ticket now! ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐ŸŽ… This festive event promised romance…

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