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TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!
Amazon Luna March 2026: The Month We All Pretend to Care About Free Games Again
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Amazon Luna March 2026 Free Games Include Total War: Rome II and Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep — Because Nothing Says “Free” Like Conquering the World and Raiding Dungeons for Free!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
Breaking, Games News

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…

Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…

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