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Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…
RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway
The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…
Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…
Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking
Ahh, the nostalgia is real 🙌. Ahead of PAX East 2026, I got to check out the Wyldheart demo, and…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…
Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…
Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!
Farming simulators are about to get a dose of something different, as the horror-tinged Grave Seasons will release on August…
Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…