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Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
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CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…

Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
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Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…

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Philly Events: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet and Pretend to Like Art

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**Yo, Philly!** ðŸĪŠ **Wanna waste time and $$$?** ðŸ’ļ **Hit up Eastern State Penitentiary (guided tour, duh). Stuff your face…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
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3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

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