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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment

Finn McFrameJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

Finn McFrameJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
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Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve

Finn McFrameJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…

Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab
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Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oasis, those purveyors of slightly-above-average Britpop, have announced details of deluxe formats of (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? to celebrate the album…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!

Finn McFrameJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…

Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
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Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite

Finn McFrameJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
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D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…

Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…

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