TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The Only Thing More Wasted Than The Rum Is The DJ’s Playlist
REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT | 10:00pm-2am REGGAE SUNDAY🌴✨ The #1 Caribbean Party…
2026 Lunar New Year Market: Where Dragons Roar and Wallets Weep
Ready to embrace your inner horse? Trot on over to the Lunar New Year Market! 🐎✨ Mark your calendars for…
River North’s St. Paddy’s Crawl: A Green-Tinted Odyssey of Regret and Regret-tinged Regrets
St. Paddy’s Afternoon Bar Crawl – River North 🍀 Attention all green-loving, Guinness-guzzling, party animals! Get ready for the ultimate…
POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t
🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…
How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof
Shocking “News” From CNN: Palestinians in Israel Being “Killed” at “Record Rates” — Must Be Trump’s Fault! In a shocking…
Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms
Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…
Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…