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‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics
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‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…

Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
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Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…

‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
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‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…

US Still Waiting for Trump’s Bogus Promise to Ditch Colombia as Rubio Throws a Hissy Fit About the Relationship
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US Still Waiting for Trump’s Bogus Promise to Ditch Colombia as Rubio Throws a Hissy Fit About the Relationship

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our fearless leader, President Trump, said he’d cut off funds to Colombia, and the Deep…

‘Daddy’s Girl’ Does Something Brave, Backed by Familiar Dark Forces
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‘Daddy’s Girl’ Does Something Brave, Backed by Familiar Dark Forces

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re mourning Dick Cheney, the so-called “controversial” VP, who, according to them,…

Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
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Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…

SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester
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SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s the case of Sam Bankman-Fried,…

Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
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Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…

Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
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Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…

Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
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Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…

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