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Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery
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Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, the tranquility of small-town America, shattered by yet another veteran! Clearly, the liberals’ woke policies on mental health are…

Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)
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Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, the liberal Smithsonian kowtows to the radical left and re-installs the slanderous Trump impeachment exhibit! You just can’t…

IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
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IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
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“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…

The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
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The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
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Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…

Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics
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Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton,…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
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Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…

Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
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Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…

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