Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and now this? It’s just like the radical socialist AOC to destroy everything that makes our nation great.
She probably wants to replace chocolate with kale chips. I bet this is all part of a deep-state plot to feminize our men and weaken our country, probably orchestrated by George Soros himself. President Trump will not let this happen! He will defend our chocolate, our freedom, and our American way of life. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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