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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…

Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…

Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…

Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
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Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…

Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality
The Epic Return of Conan The Barbarian: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Beefcake in Your Life 🤣
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Conan The Barbarian Somehow Manages to Wreck Stuff Again in Yet Another DLC That Will Probably Sell Anyway Jotunnslayer Hordes of Hel Because Who Needs Originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The developers behind Jotunnslayer: Hordes of Hel have announced a DLC that brings the one and only Conan The Barbarian…

Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Hold onto your controllers, folks, because Xbox just dropped the Xbox Partner Preview 2026, and it's wilder than a loot box drop rate!
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Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…

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