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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…

Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Bronco in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Southern sludge/doom metal from NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)
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Doomsday Profit in Charlotte, NC (07/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 12, 2025

Sludge/Psych/Doom from Durham, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

PARADISE LOST Drops New Banger ‘Serpent On The Cross’ from ‘Ascension’ Album (Prepare to be Underwhelmed)
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PARADISE LOST Drops New Banger ‘Serpent On The Cross’ from ‘Ascension’ Album (Prepare to be Underwhelmed)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh great, more doomy dirges from the geriatric goth squad, PARADISE LOST! 🙄 They’ve just dropped a new “music video”…

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…

The Obsessed Gets Desperate, Hires Monster Magnet’s Leftovers
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The Obsessed Gets Desperate, Hires Monster Magnet’s Leftovers

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric architects of American “doom” metal, THE OBSESSED, are shaking things up… AGAIN! 🙄 Drummer Brian Costantino…

GRAND CADAVER (lol) Feat DARK TRANQUILLITY & KATATONIA Leftovers Drop New Single ‘Darkened Apathy’ (yawn)
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GRAND CADAVER (lol) Feat DARK TRANQUILLITY & KATATONIA Leftovers Drop New Single ‘Darkened Apathy’ (yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

GRAND CADAVER, the Swedish “old-school” death metal “behemoth” (because apparently, they’re HUGE), featuring washed-up members from DARK TRANQUILLITY (who?), THE…

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…

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