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Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
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Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
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American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

Fauci vs Paul Round Billion
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Fauci vs Paul Round Billion

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Anthony Fauci’s upcoming testimony before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs…

Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…

Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
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Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
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Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…

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