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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🀩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
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SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…

Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
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Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! πŸ™„ Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…

Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
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Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart

FinnAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❀️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…

Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
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Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎀 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too
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The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too

FinnAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a boxer! πŸ™„ Because we haven’t seen, like, a million of those already. This one’s…

Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup
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Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal elite’s soft-on-crime policies! This Tennessee tragedy, where a convicted felon…

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