Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…
Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…
Another year, another foiled attempt by the Deep State to take down our glorious President Trump! Salena Zito’s new book…
Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…
Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
FOZZY, the musical masterpiece 🤩 fronted by wrestling “icon” Chris Jericho and the guitar wizard 🧙♂️ from STUCK MOJO, Rich…
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…
SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…
Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…
