Chicago Alderman Throws Epic Tantrum Over Imaginary Tanks, Proves He’s Never Seen a Parade
Oh, the drama! Chicago liberals are clutching their pearls because President Trump might send in the National Guard to stop…
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How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
Alright gamers, listen up! ðĪŠ So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? ðĩ…
Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…
Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. ð Because, you know,…
Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Atlantic Comic Con After Party ð! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? ð Sure, if you want.…
OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUEÂŪ: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! ðīðŧ They’re gracing us…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? ð Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…
Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…