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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…

SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
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SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…

Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
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Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! 😱 He visited Toronto 6 times…

Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
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Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad

Finn McFrameJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”
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“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! 🧟 Living Dead Weekend 2025! Monroeville Mall is gonna be crawling with zombies!** 🧟‍♀️ 40th Anniversary of DAY OF…

Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way
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Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Race Vs Culture: The Black Experience” 🎬 is dropping! Prepare for *authentic* voices™️ discussing Black identity in America!…

The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! 🎭 Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
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CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** 🦀 It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

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