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“Short Films: We Swear They’re Actually Short (Opening Night 2025 – Pray for Us)”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! ðŸĪĄðŸŽ‰ðŸ§Ÿ
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Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! ðŸĪĄðŸŽ‰ðŸ§Ÿ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Tripwire Interactive, those lovable trolls, have finally decided when they’re unleashing *Killing Floor 3* upon us mere mortals!…

Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting
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Desperate Singles Over 25 Trapped in Zoom Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2025

Tired of your friend’s dating woes? 🙄 PreAndRae’s YouTube channel is here to help! They’re offering 10-15 min Zoom interviews,…

Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams ðŸ˜ī for the Mouse? 🐭ðŸ’ļ
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams ðŸ˜ī for the Mouse? 🐭ðŸ’ļ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? ðŸĪĢ You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀ðŸ’ļ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀ðŸ’ļ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ðŸĪ˜ðŸ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ðŸĪ˜ðŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! ðŸ˜ą They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! ðŸĪĢ…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ðŸŽŪ😭💰
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ðŸŽŪ😭💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ðŸ“Ē Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

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Chatting with AI: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2024July 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Like, EVERY month, 4M people are “exploring” 30,000 cities at 200M+ events? ðŸĪĢ Is this a joke? Enter…

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