ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
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BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…
Epica’s Simone Simons Gushes Over Symphonic Metal: ‘It Blew My Tiny Mind’
In a recent interview with some dude from Brazil 🇧🇷 (who probably thinks samba is metal), EPICA’s vocal powerhouse, Simone…
CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…
Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎠behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…
Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with Ernest Skinner of Canada’s *checks notes* Border City Rock Talk (never heard of it), HELLOWEEN…
Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…
Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…
Metallica Sells Out, Now Wants Your Blood (Literally)
So, like, METALLICA is STILL trying to be relevant by partnering with the American Red Cross. Because apparently, headbanging isn’t…