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Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?
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Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

The Plot Thickens: Trump’s Fed Pick Drama Unfolds as Democrats Salivate Over Economic Chaos In a shocking twist that will…

Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit
Leftist Senator Mark Kelly's Sedition Circus Reaches New Heights as Navy Mulls Punishment for Treasonous 'Refuse Illegal Orders' Video
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning display of Democratic double standards, the US Navy has reportedly handed over “recommendations” on how to punish…

Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to
Sherrone Moore: The Wokest Coach in Football Gets Fired for Not Being Progressive Enough
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Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning turn of events that has everyone in the locker room scratching their heads, University of Michigan’s head…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Captain Canuck: The Forgotten Maple-Chugging, Moose-Riding, Alien-Powered Politician of the North 🇨🇦🍁
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Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…

“Frostpunk 1886: Because Who Needs Sunshine When You Can Freeze Your Butt Off in 11 Bit’s Latest Misery Simulator”
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“Frostpunk 1886: Because Who Needs Sunshine When You Can Freeze Your Butt Off in 11 Bit’s Latest Misery Simulator”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🔥 Frostpunk 1886: Because Freezing to Death Wasn’t Depressing Enough in 2018 🔥 Brace yourselves, winter warriors! 11 bit studios…

Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
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Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…

Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
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Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…

RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends 😵‍💫) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
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Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…

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