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Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy
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Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

The media landscape is a circus, and this week’s main attraction involves a very serious boardroom battle between two entertainment…

OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates
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OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Calling all wannabe quality police! 🕵️‍♂️ OCN NI is offering FREE training to become an Internal Quality Assurer – because…

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Motivational Interviewing – How to Gaslight People Into Being Better (12-17-25) VIRTUAL

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Ohio’s State-Sponsored Motivational Interviewing Class Now Accepting Applications from the Slightly Curious (But Not Too Curious—We’re Watching You)🚨 📅…

Brian Walske Jr. vs. The Garbage Bag of Justice: Why the Jury Might Settle for Lesser Homicide Because Apparently First-Degree Is Too Much Work
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Brian Walske Jr. vs. The Garbage Bag of Justice: Why the Jury Might Settle for Lesser Homicide Because Apparently First-Degree Is Too Much Work

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Massachusetts Man Faces Murder Charges in Wife’s Disappearance Amid Claims of Lying and Body Disposal In a bizarre twist that…

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LIFE Public Run 2pm Sat 24.1.26

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS! 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ Join our 4-hour “How to Not Die” workshop! 😵‍💫 Learn to spot suicidal signs & connect…

Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?
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Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

The Plot Thickens: Trump’s Fed Pick Drama Unfolds as Democrats Salivate Over Economic Chaos In a shocking twist that will…

Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit
Leftist Senator Mark Kelly's Sedition Circus Reaches New Heights as Navy Mulls Punishment for Treasonous 'Refuse Illegal Orders' Video
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Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning display of Democratic double standards, the US Navy has reportedly handed over “recommendations” on how to punish…

Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to
Sherrone Moore: The Wokest Coach in Football Gets Fired for Not Being Progressive Enough
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Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning turn of events that has everyone in the locker room scratching their heads, University of Michigan’s head…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Captain Canuck: The Forgotten Maple-Chugging, Moose-Riding, Alien-Powered Politician of the North 🇨🇦🍁
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Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…

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