“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
OMG! 🙄 “It’s A Wonderful Life” 😇 screening after Black Friday shopping! 🛍️💸 An angel 👼 shows a businessman 💼…
Tag: Faces
Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…
Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…
Breaking: Reverend Jesse Jackson Plugged into Wall Socket, Family Claims He’s “Charging”
Looks like the race-baiting Reverend Jesse Jackson is finally facing the music! They say he’s on life support, probably because…
HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…
Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…
Prepare to be Underwhelmed: Joachim Trier’s “Sentimental Value” Trailer Drops, Starring Renate Reinsve and the Ever-Brooding Stellan Skarsgård
Oh joy, MUBI, that bastion of cinematic snobbery, is gracing us with a UK & Ireland trailer for Sentimental Value,…
Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…