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Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
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Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…

The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
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The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…

‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
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‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…

Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? 😂 Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
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Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!
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OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, HONEY! 💅Another Frankenstein? Seriously? 🙄 Like we haven’t seen this story retold more times than there are filters on…

Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans
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Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh, joy! Another trip to Pandora! 🙄 Because we DEFINITELY didn’t have enough blue cat people the first two times.…

Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…

‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…

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