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Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump
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Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
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Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
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Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
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CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
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Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
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38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…

Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire
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Politico hack: Trump’s brain on tariffs – a CNN dumpster fire

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is using tariffs? Quelle surprise! It’s not “threatening,” it’s called LEVERAGE,…

Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up
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Trump’s Genius Trade Truce About to Explode in Our Faces, Buckle Up

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare everyone with their “global economy” nonsense! President Trump, in…

Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread
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Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so, Summer Game Fest 2025, right? We were promised “unannounced” appointments, which, let’s be honest, is like saying you’re…

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