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Tag: Faces

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? πŸ˜‚ Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Elephant Reads CNN

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!
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OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, HONEY! πŸ’…Another Frankenstein? Seriously? πŸ™„ Like we haven’t seen this story retold more times than there are filters on…

Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans
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Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh, joy! Another trip to Pandora! πŸ™„ Because we DEFINITELY didn’t have enough blue cat people the first two times.…

Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)
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Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” Finally Gets a Trailer (Spoiler: They Walk)

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Lionsgate UK, bless their cotton socks, has announced that *THE LONG WALK* will be gracing the…

‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
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‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)

FinnJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, joy! πŸ™„ After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump
Elephant Reads CNN

Back-to-School Chaos: Families Hysterical Over a Few Extra Pennies, Blame Trump

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-reality shopping! The liberal media wants you to believe that President Trump’s tariffs are ruining your…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
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Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! πŸ‘΄ Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

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